NOKIA IS TIRED, OLD, AND JUST GOING THROUGH THE MOTIONS
Like a polar bear that just lies there wanking onto its tummy all day in a zoo. As well as the REALLY BAD IDEA of bringing back N-Gage, Nokia’s also decided to innovate in the online gaming world. By doing Xbox Live. By literally stealing Xbox Live off Microsoft and doing it on a phone.
The use of the term ‘N-Gage Points’ shows they couldn’t be bothered in the slightest. We feel like congratulating them on being so blatantly tired of it all. They know it’s still not going to work, so what’s the point?
filed in Uncategorized on Aug.29, 2007
August 29th, 2007 on 7:06 pm
“Friends: 20” – so this guy knows everybody who bought an N-Gage. And their extended families.
foaqov: a drunk Geordie telling you to get stuffed
August 29th, 2007 on 8:07 pm
Nokia can fuck right off if they think we’re going to accept this laziness.
Thieving cunts.
August 29th, 2007 on 9:11 pm
FunTimer looks like he enjoys nothing more than playing with the kids.
August 29th, 2007 on 9:42 pm
You obviously haven’t read the Microsoft TCR requirements. It’s spelt Xbox LIVE *tsk*
vxmdf: Well known cold medicine producer branches (pun intended) into supplying timber for MFI.
August 29th, 2007 on 10:25 pm
This is a brilliant idea… next thing you know they’ll make the phone motion sensitive as a new innovation so you can look like a prick on the tube waving it around like a cunt. Not that you’d wave a cunt around on the tube but you’d look like a cunt. And then they’ll make its battery set it on fire when you go to sleep before the alarm goes off. And then… they’ll release these as yet unheard of cartriges that you can plug into your phone.
I feel so alone.
August 30th, 2007 on 1:18 am
Bet that phone will last longer than a 360 though.
August 30th, 2007 on 1:50 am
Theres got to be some kind of patent infringment hijinx there somewhere. MS do patent every little stupid concept they have, don’t they?
August 30th, 2007 on 11:52 am
One positive sign. The N-Gage Area team at Nokia are the old SegaNet Dreamcast online people.
August 30th, 2007 on 11:58 am
My friend had one of the first ones, twas crap
August 30th, 2007 on 3:15 pm
I already look like a prick when I’m on the tube.
August 30th, 2007 on 9:04 pm
“Funtimer” = cunt.
August 30th, 2007 on 10:37 pm
Oh, come on, if they came up with something clever like “N-Gage Beeps”, you would mock them all the same.
Hmm, interesting. When I try to type “N-Gage”, it goes out as “N0Game”.
September 3rd, 2007 on 11:52 pm
Hey, nice to see you’re all still retarded. People on this site can claim otherwise, but all your bandwagon jumping, copy cat repition proves that you’re main source of videogame opinions seems to be EGM. You and Sony fanboys now have something in common. As you Europeans like to say, good show.
It’s not an N-Gage, as anyone doing three seconds of background checking would quickly see. It’s a downloadable feature on Nokia Smartphones (they’ve been making that clear for about three years now). Its competition is JAVA, not the DS, you fucking useless wank tard cock snorklering chavs. I expect this from Three Speech or whatever that site is called, but from here, I’d expect better (and you should note that from here I expect jokes about fucking a rabbit, so you know, bar’s pretty low already).
September 4th, 2007 on 12:00 am
Also, one quick question, why are they being knocked here for aiming to give cellphone online gaming the same features as Xbox Live? Should they perhaps model themselves after the DS and use the wildly conveinient Friend Code system? Perhaps they should ask you to go take a three mionute virtual walk to turn on an MP3 like the PS3’s wonderful system? Yeah, how dare they model themselves after the industry leader in online gaming when there are so many better models.
September 7th, 2007 on 1:30 pm
What a load of rubbish. nokia would love to fool us into thinking that we should buy this instead of the perfectly fine n95 that’s already out. If you’ve got a inssue with the memory, just bloody buy a 4gb micro sd card instead of wasting your money on this crap
September 8th, 2007 on 5:26 pm
Leon said…
What a load of rubbish. nokia would love to fool us into thinking that we should buy this instead of the perfectly fine n95 that’s already out. If you’ve got a inssue with the memory, just bloody buy a 4gb micro sd card instead of wasting your money on this crap
I assume this is a joke or bait for me or something, as it doesn’t make any sense. The N95s now support the N-Gage service, so unless you have an old one, I don’t see your point. As this is a consumer electronics product, I assume you aren’t asking them to sell the particular N95 model you have for all the rest of time.