But then we’re not in much of a position to throw accusations of illegality around, what with the vast back-catalogue of libel we’re technically considered to be the owners/publishers of.

Sonicom Enterprises!

FROM FOREIGNLAND: “Hello UK:R! Here are some pictures of a local shop here in Brunei Darussalam that has Sonic on their store sign! Hope you like them! Justin.”

They’ve used the Sonic 3 artwork. This means any task you ask Sonicom Enterprises to do will take ages, cost too much, and they’ll have to come back in a year to finish it properly.

Sonicom Enterprises is basically one man with a screwdriver, a PC and a printer. A bit like SEGA Europe was in 2001.