All you need to know is that this was submitted by a man who attended a traction engine rally. You might need to look at it for a while before working out what’s SEGA about it at all (HINT: It’s not that it’s a fat man sitting on his own with no friends trying to lure children into his clutches).

Pickering traction engine rally and old time steam fair

TRACTION ENGINE MAN SAID: “I was at the Pickering traction engine rally and old time steam fair earlier this month when I spotted this fat man and thought of you guys. He was selling balloons and one of them was of SONIC THE HEDGEHOG! That’s about it really, the guy looked a bit like Dr Robotnik in that he was fat and wearing sunglasses. Now’t like him really, but a crappy Photoshop just might make this worthy of a UKR update.”

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“What is Robotnik up to now? He seems to be kidnapping children’s cartoon characters and turning them into helium balloons, no doubt using his helium-balloon-o-matic! Exciting stuff, I’m sure you’ll agree. Anthony.”