Turning up at someone’s wedding wearing a Sonic The Hedgehog tie. Nothing says “I couldn’t be bothered, don’t really like either of you and am only here for the free beer” more than wearing a cartoon tie to someone’s special day.

It’s also not going to impress the bridesmaids much.

Sonic tie mark of ultimate betrayal

ONE OF THE WIFE’S WEIRD UNI FRIENDS: “So this guy turned up at my wedding two weeks ago (the wife’s side of the family, thank you). I thought I’d get someone to get a picture for you to laugh at. Enjoy. Hugs and Kisses, MorgMcMoonsault.”

THAT OTHER SONIC TIE UPDATE WE DID:
Is here, just in case this seems a bit familiar. Yes, we are THAT out of material and ideas.