IT'S TIME TO START GETTING EXCITED ABOUT SOUL CALIBUR IV
For entirely predictable reasons. Reasons to do with Japanese artists, who, when left to their own devices, turn feral and do drawings like this:
Twice the size of her head? Only in the video games industry, where men work in single-sex offices away from the calming influence of women, could this get drawn and approved for global distribution.
You know a special alternate version of this exists on the artist’s hard drive. And now, after three hours of Photoshop work, on our hard drive too.
filed in Uncategorized on Sep.27, 2007
September 27th, 2007 on 1:38 pm
Wasn’t there a cheat in the original Soul Edge where you could remove Sofitia’s knickers?
September 27th, 2007 on 1:40 pm
Make that Soul Blade.
September 27th, 2007 on 2:44 pm
I’m surprised you didn’t use a pic of Taki. She’s almost always got the nip-on.
September 27th, 2007 on 3:14 pm
http://www.creativeuncut.com/gallery-03/sc4-taki.html
Taki: She’s got a bit of a man face, but she’s also got massive floppy tits and a permanent camel toe.
September 27th, 2007 on 3:23 pm
Five minutes swinging that detached chainsaw blade around and her knockers are going to be a regretful mess.
Let’s just all agree that it’s high time we stopped making fighting games and we admitted we are all adults and demanded fucking games instead. All the hints are there. The technology is ready. The game companies are rarin’ at the bit. All we need is to just. do. it.
September 27th, 2007 on 4:08 pm
to get things on a serious note
Would Would and Taki??? Would
September 27th, 2007 on 6:01 pm
Big meats.
September 28th, 2007 on 6:50 am
So if you have the “alternate” version, why not share?
September 28th, 2007 on 11:41 am
I can’t help but notice Sophitia is crying. Back pain from her new big tits, or shame because she being forced to look back at a furiously masturbating Japanese artist?
September 28th, 2007 on 2:14 pm
I see your webpage is called “its-time-to-start-getting-excitied.html”. Freudian slip?
September 28th, 2007 on 11:02 pm
Thing is, that’s how Japanese men think all Western women are, as they idly daydream in their tiny flats while using their girlfriend’s chest as an ironing board.*
*that’s why they have brown nipples. singed.
September 29th, 2007 on 11:34 am
I don’t want to rain on your parade, but that second ‘girl’ has really big feet.
October 1st, 2007 on 4:52 pm
The one white I Would!
The other one looks a bit to hardcore dominatrix for my taste.
September 22nd, 2008 on 2:01 pm
@Louise – It’s most likely a perspective drawing with the POV from somewhere near the ground.
Gawd. This is seriously… Lol.
Think, just a few centimeters of clothing removed and it changes from a M rated game to a R18.
Gah. Stupid law. Nude people are all around. The law should get around more. Seriously.
~Me