This marks a first. We are excited about a wastepaper basket. We are either really old and standing in Habitat looking at wastepaper baskets and wondering what happened to the last 40 years, or… IT’S AN AWESOME SEGA WASTEPAPER BASKET!

Please, scroll down slowly. Don’t spoil it for yourself. The photographs get better as you go down and are best enjoyed slowly.


You think this is good? This is NOTHING. Just wait until you see the other side. This is the side that goes against the wall. This, incredibly, is the shit side…


This is the awesome side!

And it gets better! This bin somehow defies physics and has three increasingly awesome sides. That is, literally, the greatest piece of Sonic The Hedgehog artwork EVER. And it’s been wasted on a fucking bin. It should’ve been painted on Australia so it can be seen from space.

And a joke to go at the end

And there’s even a joke to go at the end. Text book reader submission from Andrew Elliott, owner of the world’s greatest wastepaper basket.