A COSPLAY UPDATE, INCORPORATING A GERMAN ULALA
A couple of weeks ago we made the massive error of mentioning cosplay. This meant that all the people who think cosplay is socially acceptable emailed us stuff in the hope of being our friends.
Like Gordon here. We assume this is Gordon. Gordon found this NiGHTS thing while walking around TGS. Bloody show off.
FROM GORDON: “Walking around TGS I saw this lady and thought you might appreciate a picture of her. I know how lazy you are so I’ve sent you 2 versions. One full size the other resized to fit the site. I didn’t bother playing the game since it’s on the wii and, as everyone knows, the Wii is for kids, paedos and old people. Enjoy the free update – Gordon.”
THEN WE GOT SOME MORE FROM A NICE GERMAN MAN
He’s called Henning. We asked Henning if it was okay to put these photos up on the internet, as we’re nice like that behind the scenes. Henning said yes, and that he asked the girls if it was okay to put the photos on the internet and they said yes. So you (we) don’t have to feel any way guilty about this.
FROM HENNING: “I am a regular visitor of you website. I’m from Germany, where we have an anime and Japanese video game convention called “Animagic”. Since you seem to like SEGA Space Channel 5 cosplay, I have included several pictures of a German Ulala and friends in this email. Greetings! – Henning”
filed in Uncategorized on Oct.19, 2007
October 19th, 2007 on 2:33 pm
That turned out better than it sounded.
October 19th, 2007 on 2:49 pm
Gordon is double flipping us!
October 19th, 2007 on 3:21 pm
Fucking would with the pretend Ulala lady. Which one is Henning though? I don’t fancy ending up with a Ulala pretend lady.
October 19th, 2007 on 4:09 pm
Gorden is invoking the trifecta of photographic twatishness by having his mouth open too much, doing the double bird, and touching his nips. (and wearing a vest under a tee-shirt so really a quadruple twat).
Whereas the german man is probably a nazi.
And who let the spaz on the left of the Ulala out of the special school?
ahhh.. think i got it all out now.
October 19th, 2007 on 5:18 pm
Would not. Would not. Would.
Also, don’t hate on National Socialism, jawatron. Though I do agree on Gordon being a ‘quad-‘twat…
October 19th, 2007 on 7:15 pm
I have stolen this for my blog. I am a Naughty, Naughty man.
October 20th, 2007 on 12:51 pm
What’s wrong with that first girls teeth / mouth?
October 20th, 2007 on 2:13 pm
German ladies hold that much female fun juice?!
Got to get me one of those.
October 21st, 2007 on 2:05 pm
Who’d have thought Lazy Town was stealth Cosplay eh!?
October 21st, 2007 on 9:00 pm
Also added points for having Ulala standing in what seems to be City 17 from Half-Life 2.
October 21st, 2007 on 9:47 pm
Too much Half-Life 2 again eh Nanuuk. The Cake is a lie.
October 22nd, 2007 on 10:43 am
Narrowly missed on super extra bonus points by not reflecting Ulala’s knickers in that puddle in the last pic.
October 23rd, 2007 on 7:24 am
Its pictures like this that prove bigger boobs are more interesting than anything else.
November 27th, 2008 on 5:55 pm
It appears Gordon’s t-shirt has the lyrics to Rick Astley’s “Never gonna give you up” handwritten on it.