Never before has the word “fair” been so inappropriately used. A room full of men in suits is not a fair. The Game Career Fair was a sort of recruitment drive that ran as part of the very worthy London Games Festival last week, which we fortunately managed to avoid being any part of.

At least two people went to the Career Fair, though, as they sent us photos of some amazing SEGA items that SEGA was giving away to lure people into its clutches.

SEGA SWEETS!

ATTENDEE 1: “I went down to London today to go to the Games Careers Festival in Whitechapel (what a shit-hole, btw) in a vain attempt to get a job within the games industry. I failed, but the blow was softened by the SEGA stand and their goody bag. After dodging the freaky guy presenting at the stand I managed to take a few bags while they weren’t looking and inside was some cool shit. Well a crappy booklet, a SEGA logo sticker and two sweets!”

SEGA SWEETS!

“The highlight is the sweets. Very cool. I wanna try one but I’d rather hold onto them and send them to you guys in a few years. Hell, maybe they’ll become a collectors item. Oh, and sorry about the quality of the photos. I know you love the high-res stuff, but these were taken using my EyeToy. At least it gives you another reason to hate on Sony for its crappy EyeToy picture quality. Anyway, Cheers for reading – URBANmonkey (Richard Harrison). Put both as the source so my mates will know its me and how famous I’ll be if I make it onto UK:R!”

SEGA SWEETS!

ATTENDEE 2: “Recently went the Game Career Fair. SEGA kinda have a crap showing in the UK but fancy freebies, so I took some photos. I have the super-hi-res versions if that’s what you’re into. Incidentally, the guy I spoke to at Team 17 definitely had to be drunk… I could smell it – Pyrii.”

SEGA SWEETS!

It is UTTERLY BEWILDERING that SEGA has a brand of sweets, yet not one of these sweets – let alone the HUGE BAG we deserve – have made their way to UKR headquarters.