ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00001
It may have escaped your attention that UKR is notionally part of a “network” – a network we intend to drag down by inserting worryingly odd sex references into updates about Bluetooth headsets and placing inappropriate wanking terminology into posts about the politics of social networking.
These are some of the posts we have written for other parts of “the network” this week. They are of varying quality.
This thing about a waterproof TV with plenty of thinly-veiled references to masturbating in hotel bathrooms. This thing which was just an excuse to Google Jade Raymond on work time. This thing where “The Church” says Sony is shit. This thing about Nintendo “hoodies.” And this thing where we tried to introduce the readers of Xboxer.tv to the joys of Asian product holding.
If anyone has any suggestions about wanking themes to include in future serious posts on “the network” you know how to get in touch.
filed in Uncategorized on Oct.26, 2007
October 26th, 2007 on 12:09 pm
Pink.
October 26th, 2007 on 1:18 pm
Meteos: Disney Magic fanfic plz.
October 26th, 2007 on 4:53 pm
How the mighty have fallen. Forced corporate cross-pollination now Gary? For shame! ;-)
October 26th, 2007 on 6:52 pm
tea with the bishop is quite a good euphamism. try and squeeze that one in. And if you get the chance put ‘wacky paki’ in an article.
October 27th, 2007 on 1:09 am
blue:would
pink:hmmmm
xoabrd – 2027s premier extreme sport
October 29th, 2007 on 1:03 am
Would, would.
Will there be a brown and red versions based on whether or not you’re inclined for taking the road less travelled or having a cranberry dip when the communists take the capital?