EVERYONE SEEMS TO THINK WE SHOULD DO SOMETHING ABOUT SONIC BEING IN SUPER SMASH BROS. BRAWL
Only the problems with this are: (1) It’s a Nintendo game. (2) It’s a Wii game. (3) It’ll be another rubbish, hobbled version of Sonic that appears in it, because as we all know, the REAL Sonic would drill Mario’s fat arse into the ground in half a second, then smash his mushroom-faced fuckbuddies into a billion pieces in the next half a second.
Then he would fly off with Tails on a little red aeroplane, laughing about it, off home to see Cream, who’s very excited to see him and eager to hear his tales of victory (insert 500 words of erotic fan fiction).
This is NONSENSE. We clearly remember the end movie of Sonic CD, where Sonic had the ability to spin SO FAST he could smash robotic enemies in HALF. Mario’s fleshy belly would be spread to the four winds in a flash if this was the real Sonic and not some cross-promotional marketing-lead imposter.
filed in Uncategorized on Oct.11, 2007
October 11th, 2007 on 10:19 am
What, are we at war with the Wii too, now? I used to think we considered it to be the lesser evil.
Why can’t Sega make another worthy 2D Sonic?
October 11th, 2007 on 10:20 am
haha u fukin moron mario would deffo win in a fight havernt u even fukin played smash bros melee oh and by the way maruio hgas been around since the 1970’s anbd he has not been fukin killed yet i suppoise thats not proof enough for u at all is it. mario has even been in his own movie which sonic has not been in
what other fukin gay theeries do u have? r u going 2 post on ur gay little fagert blog that u think neo could beat superman LMAO
October 11th, 2007 on 10:47 am
@ W Marsh – pardon?
October 11th, 2007 on 10:48 am
5000 Irony Points to W Marsh for calling someone a moron while spelling Theories with two ‘e’s.
Sir – you are a legend.
October 11th, 2007 on 10:56 am
Thats a definate 100% certifiable piss-take post by a leading light in post modern comment making.
October 11th, 2007 on 11:26 am
Oh man! They used the new dirty sonic. You know, the one who is a smug asshole as if he’s happy to be in shitty games and hated the brief time when he was “a decent chap” and liked.
This sonic would rape you and then make you pay for the taxi to the police station too. It’s not the done thing.
:(
October 11th, 2007 on 11:34 am
Is Sonic unlockable in Tekken 6
October 11th, 2007 on 11:43 am
thwartedefforts said:
Is Sonic unlockable in Tekken 6
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They were going to include him, but I think they were having trouble cramming even Sonic into a game that shitty. It was really sad, because after Shadow the Hedgehog, they were of the belief that there wasn’t a game bad enough that Sonic physically couldn’t be placed in it.
Word verification: izmfifa
It has Fifa in it, so I imagine the people on here from places that like football would have something clever to say. All I know about the sport is that most everyone in it goes down crying and clutching their leg if you so much as look in their direction, and that the only fights in the sport occur in the stands. Oh, and most of the players are gay.
October 11th, 2007 on 11:43 am
Then he would fly off with Tails on a little red aeroplane, laughing about it, off home to see Cream, who’s very excited to see him and eager to hear his tales of victory (insert 500 words of erotic fan fiction).
Then Cream gave Sonic the ‘look’ and they all had sex in all three positions and they all camed. Despite the fact Cream was only rimmed.
October 11th, 2007 on 1:55 pm
is camed the plural of came?
October 11th, 2007 on 3:08 pm
I think it’s supposed to be the past tense. But for stupid people.
October 11th, 2007 on 4:23 pm
I don’t know what it means but they use it a lot over at fan fiction.squadge
I think it means love?
October 11th, 2007 on 4:57 pm
I’m only getting this game because Lucas is in it.
October 11th, 2007 on 5:04 pm
Obviously Sonic just holds himself back.
I mean, it’s not like Mario would have a cat in hell’s chance beating Sonic in the Olympics if he didn’t, he must be a fair sportsman.
October 11th, 2007 on 5:23 pm
At least Super Smash Bros. arenas are 2D… that was Sonic moves in only two dimensions thus will not be shit
October 11th, 2007 on 6:43 pm
The problem is…
Looking at the trailer somehow Nintendo are making Sonic look 100 times better in this, than Sega are making him look in their Olympic title.
Mainly because they seem to be basing it on shit modern Sonic circa the Adventure era, instead of the current even shitter modern Sonic that gets kissed by humans and brought back from death.
He even gets to knock Mario on his arse in the trailer, which is better than what he seems to be able to do in a 100m dash, an event which he should be able to win without thinking.
Maybe there’s some kind of “Self Depreciating” clause in the cross-promotion contract.
October 11th, 2007 on 8:08 pm
No pleasing some people. He does have a bunch of his old school moves if you watch the video, including the Dash attack from Sonic 2 and that wobbly animation he does when on the edge of a cliff. Classic sound effects too. It’s ironic that Nintendo has made Sonic look better than Sega has manged to in years. Now give us a Green Hill zone stage with Robotnik swinging the chain ball machine about and we have perfection.
October 12th, 2007 on 12:07 pm
Where’s “Award Winning” update for this morning?
October 13th, 2007 on 10:29 am
This official nintendo sanctioned short film clearly shows that Mario is worse than Sonic.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/128405
ok its rubbish but it will induce epilepsy. And it made my hangover worse.
October 14th, 2007 on 7:00 pm
I just randomly found this on YouTube – thought you guys might be interested. Looks like a very ambitious hack of Sonic 2.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=rKG-T8M88YQ