Here’s today’s insult, European PS3 fans! The Japanese get a white one next month. And it costs 39,980 yen which is slightly over HALF the UK price. And there’s a white DualShock 3 coming out at the same time, which you’re not allowed to give Sony more money for until next spring.

COPYING DREAMCAST

If you’re good boys and girls, Sony might let you pay twice as much money for a worse version of this in seven or eight months time. Think of all the Folding@Home you’ll be able to play!