SONY'S 'ORANGE DEATH SLIME' IMPLICATED IN MEGA DRIVE FAILURE
We have received DEVASTATING NEWS. The Mega Drive had Sony processors inside it. This is like a virus that runs back through time, erasing all our happy memories of SEGA’s defining machine.
If UKR gradually fades from existence over the coming days, it is the retro-active effect of this horrifying news corrupting the time stream and making our young selves side with Nintendo.
FROM THE OWNER: “I found this Generation 2 Sega Genesis at a Goodwill here in south Florida for 3.99, I bought it, but, alas, it did not work. Recently I decided to crack it open and see if I could find what ails it. Unfortunately, I have discovered that SEGA has been betraying us for all these years!”
There it is. That’s the little SHIT. Rip it out! It probably only does something really useless, like make the machine break after 12 years.
“Here is why I blame the chip for my system’s death. The area around the chip was the only part covered in this orange slime, seen there after I wiped it up. Here is a dramatic shot of the Sony death slime in front of a once proud system – Matt.”
filed in Uncategorized on Oct.29, 2007
October 29th, 2007 on 2:33 pm
What a picture, rubber gloves, hand cream, Ill now thats safe w*nking
pmisopa = the noise mad when you slide your fingers in a cream filled glove.
October 29th, 2007 on 3:07 pm
I like how the Elizabeth Duke chav chain has been carefully readjusted so that it is clearly visible over the sleeve of the bumglove. Classy.
October 29th, 2007 on 3:12 pm
I hate going in to nerd mode, but it looks like it’s just a ROM chip, meaning there’s the chance that Sega fucked over Sony by buying these in bulk. Sony have to keep their prices down on production costs, right?
It ain’t the sound processor either, the Zilog did sound…
usvwb – the new standard Apple peripheral connector
October 29th, 2007 on 3:17 pm
It’s the RGB encoder I believe. The SNES had Sony sound hardware too. :(
October 29th, 2007 on 3:34 pm
I have a question; why is there a model of the Eiffel Tower in the background?
October 29th, 2007 on 5:59 pm
Oh god! I’ve got to wash my mouth out with bleach now.
October 29th, 2007 on 11:56 pm
ThwartedEfforts said…
I like how the Elizabeth Duke chav chain has been carefully readjusted so that it is clearly visible over the sleeve of the bumglove. Classy.
That’s not the half of it, there are Axe “Body Shots” in the background. Favorite male perfume of metrosexuals everywhere. By metrosexuals, I mean closeted homosexuals.
October 30th, 2007 on 12:08 pm
This is a. years before Sony ever designed the PSX, and b. Sony’s sound division also made a fantastic chip for the SNES which to this day has yet to be fully faithfully emulated (possibly even on the Wii).
Besides, can we even hate Sony anymore? They’ve got two years TOPS in this industry.
October 30th, 2007 on 3:15 pm
@ muki key oot:
Nowadays, Sony is like the autistic kid you knew in school who breezed through their early years of learning, but hit a ceiling in their teens because they couldn’t improve their social skills and couldn’t admit they were ever wrong. They are something to be pitied.
(Greatest metaphor ever)
October 30th, 2007 on 10:51 pm
Axe is used by metro dudes now? I thought it was mostly restricted to Chavs and/or Bros.
Shit, I better throw away my Lacoste cologne (along with matching deodorant).
October 30th, 2007 on 11:19 pm
I generally don’t like to be serious here, but not only is that the RGB encoder, that was the good RGB encoder. The one that had real, actual S-Video output on it. I know you don’t care over there in Europe but that’s a big deal for those of us not lucky enough to have SCART RGB.
Along with the SNES sound, that chip is one of the only things Sony ever did right.
October 31st, 2007 on 3:53 am
Alright, It’s not AXE, It’s tag body shots, also, I haven’t touched that desktop for a year, so I probably was given that body shot and left it there.
Also, What the hell’s wrong with my bracelet? =P
October 31st, 2007 on 11:15 am
kevin said…
Axe is used by metro dudes now? I thought it was mostly restricted to Chavs and/or Bros.
One of the guys who lived in my residence in University was the chaviest chav I ever knew, and he DID wear it. However, every metrosexual I have ever known has apparently bathed in Axe perfume, as the smell of it coming off them could peel paint off your house.
October 31st, 2007 on 5:39 pm
Apparently, something about metrosexuality was lost in export, because I can tell you for right certain that the two main bibles on the subject (The Metrosexual Guide to Style and the Queer Eye book) don’t suggest any personal hygiene products that cost less than $20.
Metrochavuals?