One chaotic photoshoot, five models and some knee-length boots is all it takes to win our undying loyalty for the next decade.

Capcom Project 10/10

They’re suspiciously well padded ‘downstairs’ – which suggests taped-up male genitalia could be lurking beneath those nappy-like pants. We are seeking clarification from Capcom over the issue at this very moment, before any ‘christening’ of the photo takes place.