Here is how we have amused ourselves on a variety of other internet news locations this past five working news days. The updates are of varying quality.

This thing about some loser hooking up with some other loser so neither of them has to suffer the embarrassment of dying alone.

This thing about a music search portal which features enough Pet Shop Boys references to have the internet questioning our sexual orientation for months.

This thing about meetings in which we used an image from the sensational NWYH archive.

This thing about an exciting development in Xbox 360 error messages.

This thing about the Sony Ericsson W380, because you can’t not use pictures like this when they come along:

The last week gets a solid yet unspectacular 6/10.