Here is how we have amused ourselves on a variety of other internet news locations this past five working news days. The updates are of varying quality.

  • This thing about some loser hooking up with some other loser so neither of them has to suffer the embarrassment of dying alone.
  • This thing about a music search portal which features enough Pet Shop Boys references to have the internet questioning our sexual orientation for months.
  • This thing about meetings in which we used an image from the sensational NWYH archive.
  • This thing about an exciting development in Xbox 360 error messages.
  • This thing about the Sony Ericsson W380, because you can’t not use pictures like this when they come along:
  • Calm down, it's only a phone

    The last week gets a solid yet unspectacular 6/10.