Quite right, Sony. We have never seen such a poor display of second-rate tat shovelled out in the name of entertainment before. Well, maybe the Mega CD launch came close, but let’s not go back to that dark place again.

And here’s another bewildering decision – Sony’s Christmas PS3 advert. Featuring, as we have come to expect from Sony, NO GAMES AT ALL. This is probably for the best. Showing off the glitchy versions of Assassin’s Creed and PES 2008 wouldn’t really help much.

So here are some weird actors in stupid clothes:

This is pretentious nonsense churned out in the name of advertising like we’ve never seen before. Two sensational firsts for Team PS3!