DEAR SEGA, REGARDING THE NEW OLYMPIC GAME…
We like the swimmers. Very good. Very lifelike. We also like the water effects. They are very nice and technically superb. It must’ve taken a lot of time to develop such a realistic water simulation. It really can’t be faulted, even this early in development.
But can you put women pole vaulters in it, please?
This one will do. She’s got that slightly manly edge we like. It’ll make doing jokes about it next year so much easier for everyone on the internet if the women’s pole vault is represented. The game won’t be out for ages, so there’s enough time to get them in. And think of the fun you’ll all have doing the motion-capture.
filed in Uncategorized on Jan.11, 2008
January 11th, 2008 on 3:59 pm
Love the armpit hair. You could plait that, easily.
January 11th, 2008 on 4:54 pm
This really has to be abused…
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Ken-Kutaragi-PlayStation-Developer-Innovators/dp/0737738626/ref=sr_1_6?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1200066611&sr=1-6
January 11th, 2008 on 5:13 pm
I’m not touching this one with an olympic length pole…
January 11th, 2008 on 9:30 pm
when sega was king, women weren’t allowed in the pole vault olympics. it all happened in 2000…
it’s true, go check wikipedia
January 12th, 2008 on 2:15 am
Looks like the Sony Lie Watch will need to be updated: http://uk.psp.ign.com/articles/845/845123p1.html
January 12th, 2008 on 1:32 pm
Erm, since when does the site logo have the word “Denying the SEGA holocaust since 1996”? Might be inappropriate.
January 12th, 2008 on 5:39 pm
Actually “denying” an holocaust has only meaning in the context of the jews holocaust and its deniers, as the holocausts of ancient times were sacrifices of (one hundred) sheep without any possible correlation with deniers and such. I suggest you get your facts straight before offending people by wildly spinning out of PC to feel smart.
January 12th, 2008 on 5:51 pm
That’s Yelena Gadzhievna Isinbayeva. I actually typed ‘he’s’ but of course it’s she. And she’s quite hot, especially when in action…
January 12th, 2008 on 8:25 pm
No Allison Stokke? I’m disappointed.
January 13th, 2008 on 6:00 am
is this sega’s paralympics game? the swimmer’s hands look like he’s got cerebral palsy.
January 13th, 2008 on 12:30 pm
hi zorg,
sorry to be completely off topic, but have you noticed what controllers fate and cupid are holding in that advert on the tube for match dot com?
January 14th, 2008 on 10:16 am
@ Dylan
Either English isn’t your first language (in which case congrats, you’re very good at it), or you’re an idiot who doesn’t understand irony.
Just wanted to say that.
January 14th, 2008 on 10:58 am
I miss Jawatron :(
January 14th, 2008 on 2:20 pm
Would.
Also, UKR got a mention in the Guardian Guide this week. I guess this means you’re an informative site now?
Word verification:nhyblsss
What Miss Isinbayeva might ask you do to her while partaking in bedroom gymnastics.