We arrived back on the “blogging scene” after Christmas with all the enthusiasm of a taxi driver offered half what he wants to go 30 miles in the opposite direction to where he lives at 3.35am. Here are some dregs we scraped up and reformed into updates for some other sites over the last seven days:

  • This thing which we wasted way too many man-hours doing, seeing as it’s just a boring story about some rubbish old Britney Spears videos going up on Xbox Live that no one’s ever going to read.
  • This thing about having to poo in the garden if the Sun explodes.
  • This thing about using new Sony Memory Sticks to hold copies of PSP games, because acknowledging the existence of the rampant PSP piracy scene on an “above the line” technology site seems DANGEROUS and EXCITING to us and will probably piss Sony off no end. Which, at the end of the day, is what it’s all about.
  • This thing about a pod smokers can stand in to not get wet.
  • This thing about Americans buying Radiohead CDs even though they could’ve just had it off the internet for free ages ago.
  • This thing about some headphones, because you can’t not use pictures like this when they come along:
  • Relax yourself

    All killer, no filler. That’s the motto going forward into Q1. 8/10. Next week it’ll be back to the normal level of mediocrity.