Not entirely sure about the legality of uploading photographs of schoolgirls taken without their consent or knowledge, so we’ve gone to quite extreme lengths to make sure these ones are not recognisable.

We have also censored their body parts just to be on the safe side.

SECRET SNAPPER: “I know this girl in school who has this Dreamcast bag. If you zoom in on it, the logo clearly shows. I’m more than certain that a Dreamcast fits in. I’m not going to name names – although I don’t know who she who owns the bag is. I do know the red-head with the blue mascara in the middle who loves Knuckles the Echidna a bit too much. The bag only appears to be found in Australia, as a promo for the Dreamcast and Bigpond, an Aussie ISP. PS: I’ve got a video proving there’s PS3 and EA games 50 percent off on sale NOW! It’s a SEGA-blue-sky-happy-game-Wii-win situation! Want me to show it? – Chris.”

This one is fine and won’t have to be deleted in a hurry when there’s a knock on the door at 4.30am.