AN EXAMPLE OF THE SORT OF EMAILS WE GET
What is this? A joke? Some sort of bet about who can “get on” UKR first? The deluded idea of a madman who has burned all his bridges and has literally nowhere else left to turn?

“Some days ago, I was walking around a forest in Madrid, when I saw… THIS. I am sure you know how to us this material. Best regards! – Bor.”
No, Bor, we don’t. We have literally NO IDEA what to do with a photograph of a Dreamcast controller box someone claims to have found in a forest under a tree. There’s no training course for dealing with stuff like this.
filed in Uncategorized on Feb.01, 2008
February 1st, 2008 on 2:26 pm
Best update in years… honest.
February 1st, 2008 on 2:29 pm
hardly wait fo kotaku doing a breaking news on that!
February 1st, 2008 on 2:36 pm
That looks like Casa de Campo, a park notorious for prostitution.
I only know about it because I had to walk through it to get to the zoo, and my friends and I got heckled by the prossies.
February 1st, 2008 on 2:45 pm
Staged
February 1st, 2008 on 2:53 pm
A hedgehog sometimes comes into my parents’ garden and I named it Sonic.
Shall I send pictures? They’re 16MB each, so it’ll take about 56 emails.
February 1st, 2008 on 2:59 pm
I’m frankly hurt that a dreamcast controller box in a forest gets on the site before my AMAZING sonic jacket :(
February 1st, 2008 on 3:12 pm
It’s waiting to be adopted…
February 1st, 2008 on 4:55 pm
Wow, Spain must have some pretty fucking pathetic copses, if that’s considered a forest.
February 1st, 2008 on 7:49 pm
Once found used syringes on the train tracks at Reading station.
True, that.
February 1st, 2008 on 8:17 pm
I liked the first comment best.
February 1st, 2008 on 10:58 pm
Hope he took it home. Doesn’t seem right to just leave it out there, alone, to fend for itself….
Word verification: aprta -THIS IS APRTA!!
February 2nd, 2008 on 2:43 am
Bloody hell, that is more amusing than a goanna being urinated on by a kangaroo.
Crikey!
Btw, Cmdr Zog. May I say you are looking well today, have you been working out? Stay tuned for some of _MY_ photos. Oh yes…oh yes.
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-GAHH!
February 2nd, 2008 on 3:16 am
Hello beautiful UKR readers. If there are any facebook users out there sign up to my group here
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=7545167707
Much like the ps3 my group hasn’t taken off as planned but YOU can make a diference
February 2nd, 2008 on 1:29 pm
If you want to look at something better, I’ve got video of Andy Crane and Rhino off Gladiators reviewing Saturn games.
It’s probably been posted here ages ago and lots of people will call me a cock, but here goes…
http://thesaturnjunkyard.blogspot.com/2008/02/under-influence.html
February 3rd, 2008 on 2:38 am
Marty, your bookFace group is gay
February 3rd, 2008 on 4:35 pm
Hey Ben, is your jacket a Sonic 2 jacket? I’ve still got mine, it was an awesome jacket. People used to ask if I worked for Sega, even though I was only 14 at the time! I’d have sent UK:R some pictures but the camera on my mobile is shit.
As for this update, if a Dreamcast box falls down in the woods and no one is around to hear it- does it make a sound? I’d like to see an update where someone has taken pictures of a PS3 that’s been lobbed in a skip.
February 4th, 2008 on 11:08 am
Would