ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00015
We’ve made it to week 15 without getting warned/told to stop, so can only assume no one’s checking up on what we do, or everything’s still going OK. Here’s how we attempted subversion elsewhere this last week.
This thing which was the now-customary weekly rabble-rousing piece to waste the time/energy of PS3 fans. This thing about cynical Valentine’s Day marketing activities. This thing about Dixons selling flowers, in what’s clearly one of the least thought-through business initiatives in decades. This thing which – brace yourselves! – is a look at Tails playing Virtua Cop with tennis balls in SEGA Superstars Tennis. This thing about maybe having to find a new way of downloading porn in the future. This thing about the staggering Teclast M30 babes, because you can’t not use pictures like this when they come along:
Any week which features that sort of thing has to be a 10/10, regardless of the functional banality of everything else. 10/10.
filed in Uncategorized on Feb.15, 2008
February 15th, 2008 on 11:41 am
The one at the back.
Also this makes RealPlayer seem less aggressive. I think I quite like it now.
February 15th, 2008 on 12:36 pm
I don’t know what it is, and don’t care. Even though it has a RealPlayer logo at the bottom, and RealPlayer makes your computer weep.
I’ll buy as many as it takes. How many barcodes off the back of the packaging does it take to earn both girls?
February 15th, 2008 on 1:29 pm
But, but, I don’t know HOW to steal other people’s wifi. How else am I supposed to operate here? The internet is there to function as a brown paper bag for the finer things in life, except not to pay for any of it.
February 15th, 2008 on 3:16 pm
Fuckwits… 99999 of these will take us into the year 3931 AD.
Will there even be an internet or human beings then? Will “The Network” be telepathic? Will it be based on proprietary Sony technology?
And for dramatic hack-writing effect.. I will add only time will tell…
February 15th, 2008 on 6:50 pm
Looks like it was a perfect week. Some Sony fans got all hot under the collar again, the word is out that encrypting your torrents is the way of the future and there’s a picture of some girls who don’t appear to be traps.
Perhaps the trap is them distracting you so that you inadvertently install RealPlayer?
February 15th, 2008 on 7:53 pm
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…sorry, what was that PhotoBoy?
ACK! MY ASSOCIATIONS!
February 16th, 2008 on 4:03 am
Lesbian Asians. I see. I didn’t know they had those. If you’ll excuse me, I have to delete all the files on my computer to free up some space. I may have to spend several years pursuing this as far as it goes. I mean, what if they have lesbian, Asian, orgy, S&M, tentacle sex? What will I do then? I mean, basically my whole life up until now has been a lie.