Over the years, we’ve heard talk of “Sega music”. It’s a local thing in Mauritius. We may have mentioned it before, but probably haven’t, as most of the messages we’ve got about it have been barely legible emails saying things like “I saw a sign saying ‘Sega music’ while on holiday in Mauritius but didn’t have my camera, sorry.”

That’s all about to change, with this – the definitive update about the “Sega Sound” of Mauritius! This could be the globally significant update that finally stops Wikipedia from deleting every reference to UKR!

Sega music, live from Mauritius

FROM THIS PERSON: “Unbelievable! The Sound of Sega is Mauritian. The Mauritian forefathers even had the insight to kill Tails and display his skeleton on the cover of their hallowed tunes.”

Sega music, live from Mauritius

“This little island plays host to Arthur Murray’s dancing studios, where the lucky few learn to move to the right, left, and even in circles.”

Sega music, live from Mauritius

“These shots were taken mid-Sega Shuffle, and they are as un-blurry as can be expected in the circumstances.”

Sega music, live from Mauritius

“This grainy recording was obtained through stealth and subterfuge. Blood was spilt, many agents died and others were compromised, but an archive of the Soul Sega song was made. Guard it well. Onward to freedom!”

Sega music, live from Mauritius

Sega music, live from Mauritius

“Take this information and spread it worldwide, brothers of the resistance. To blue skies! – BULLET HELL DOT COM.”

Sega music, live from Mauritius

Sadly we can’t actually take this information to “the masses,” but we can broadcast it to literally dozens of depressed men who haven’t got around to deleting their UKR bookmark yet.

Sega music, live from Mauritius

Sega music, live from Mauritius

If we put that on an orange t-shirt, would you all buy it?

Sega music, live from Mauritius

Let’s all do the Sega! Come on, it’ll be great. Let’s all do the Sega today at 9.00pm. Then we can go back to looking at pornography until sleep takes away the pain.

Sega music, live from Mauritius

It’s only a little bit camp.