THE SEGA SOUND OF MAURITIUS!
Over the years, we’ve heard talk of “Sega music”. It’s a local thing in Mauritius. We may have mentioned it before, but probably haven’t, as most of the messages we’ve got about it have been barely legible emails saying things like “I saw a sign saying ‘Sega music’ while on holiday in Mauritius but didn’t have my camera, sorry.”
That’s all about to change, with this – the definitive update about the “Sega Sound” of Mauritius! This could be the globally significant update that finally stops Wikipedia from deleting every reference to UKR!
FROM THIS PERSON: “Unbelievable! The Sound of Sega is Mauritian. The Mauritian forefathers even had the insight to kill Tails and display his skeleton on the cover of their hallowed tunes.”
“This little island plays host to Arthur Murray’s dancing studios, where the lucky few learn to move to the right, left, and even in circles.”
“These shots were taken mid-Sega Shuffle, and they are as un-blurry as can be expected in the circumstances.”
“This grainy recording was obtained through stealth and subterfuge. Blood was spilt, many agents died and others were compromised, but an archive of the Soul Sega song was made. Guard it well. Onward to freedom!”
“Take this information and spread it worldwide, brothers of the resistance. To blue skies! – BULLET HELL DOT COM.”
Sadly we can’t actually take this information to “the masses,” but we can broadcast it to literally dozens of depressed men who haven’t got around to deleting their UKR bookmark yet.
If we put that on an orange t-shirt, would you all buy it?
Let’s all do the Sega! Come on, it’ll be great. Let’s all do the Sega today at 9.00pm. Then we can go back to looking at pornography until sleep takes away the pain.
It’s only a little bit camp.
filed in Uncategorized on Feb.22, 2008
February 22nd, 2008 on 2:03 pm
+1 for the orange t-shirt, as long as you don’t make it look crap like the ps3 one.
and the speil macht frei one.
and the gang member one.
February 22nd, 2008 on 3:15 pm
I’m not depressed, I’m bitter.
February 22nd, 2008 on 5:12 pm
I’m with mrplow! I’d definitely buy a shirt, but the others were a bit crap :(
Sorry.
February 23rd, 2008 on 12:42 am
WOOHOO – my email made it to the frontline!
Viva la resistance!
For those that are interested, the album’s actually pretty damn cool regardless of coincidental nameage, with bizarre singing in an unknown language and bouncy happy blue-skies beach music.
February 25th, 2008 on 5:28 pm
I’d well buy that if you put it on a t-shirt. Although, maybe not an orange one….bit gay, that.