Staggering sensationalism from the BBC, here, as it criticises Nintendo’s Brain Training for not recognising the odd squawks and weirdly-shaped vowels of people from parts of the UK the trains don’t go to more than once a day.

WARNING: Contains Rory Bremner.

You can’t blame Nintendo. Have you ever tried talking to a taxi driver in one of the regions? Full, hilarious transcript on the BBC’s site.