“No luck with an Ulala upskirt yet, but some may find these ones more appealing. I’ve also provided a zoomed-in version of the final ‘money shot’.”

The submitter sadly wishes to remain anonymous.

This may lead you to think we took these images. But we didn’t. Honestly. It’s just one of those coincidences. There’s at least one other man out there with access to SST and a desire to see the under-regions of pretend girls.

Sadly, this is from the Wii version. Hence the lack of pant resolution.

Dear Nintendo, please can you ensure your next games machine has enough power to render pretend girls’ pants at high resolutions. Best regards, UKR.

The chao on the right seems to be enjoying himself.