THE *NEW* WORLD'S GREATEST SEGA PHOTOGRAPH!
The planets have aligned. We like promotional photographs. We like Ulala. We like SEGA. We lov… like Richard Jacques. We also like concrete, grass, metal railings and trees, we just never go into that much public detail about our liking of concrete, grass, metal railings and trees.
Here’s everything that’s good about the world squashed into two cubic metres of existence.
We’re fairly sure the expression on Richard’s face there is what’s known as a “shit-eating grin” and he could quite possibly be wanking. Whereabouts of right hand – UNKNOWN.
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filed in Uncategorized on Mar.26, 2008
March 26th, 2008 on 2:15 pm
Love Rich’s T-shirt (can I call him Rich?) Perhaps he’d like to be called Rick or simply RJ. Anyway, did you guys see his interview on SEGA’s blog? You guys got a mention (question 12)
http://blogs.sega.com/europe/category/the-club/
WV: msbdez – Microsoft’s ‘street’ database for the youth market
March 26th, 2008 on 2:17 pm
The non-verbal body communication in this picture is just perfect.
March 26th, 2008 on 2:19 pm
His shirt is tucked in.
Minus 10 cool points.
March 26th, 2008 on 2:52 pm
It goes without saying, but- would.
Ulala isn’t bad either. Boom boom.
March 26th, 2008 on 3:10 pm
Thanks to the magic of hi-res digital pictures we can now know that Ulala has a navel piercing.
WV: psptl- PSP totally lame
March 26th, 2008 on 3:13 pm
Surely his right hand’s holding that tennis racket? Unless Ulala’s got it taped to her back, or something.
March 26th, 2008 on 3:30 pm
Ulala appears to have a disgusting hip tattoo. I didn’t expect her to be the slag type.
March 26th, 2008 on 3:45 pm
I agree with Halverde, Uala would never have a hip tattoo THIS IS NOT THE REAL UALA!.
The real one maybe would have one on her ankle but boy she regrets getting that done!It would probably be of a butterfly or dolphin. She got in her first week of uni (it was a poly back then). She studied journalism.
March 26th, 2008 on 4:17 pm
http://tinyurl.com/yw52f8
Unfortunate evidence that our man is indeed a gentleman.
March 26th, 2008 on 5:07 pm
Did you know that Richard Jaques is an anagram of “Jar Chic Squared”. Which obviously means ‘RJ’ is just as good as a chic in a jar to the power of two!
Who would have thunk it.
March 26th, 2008 on 5:54 pm
I want a Space Channel 5 tennis racket too.
March 26th, 2008 on 8:27 pm
If you look closely at her Ray Gun you can clearly see “SEGA” which proves it’s genuine.
I’ve finally learned the purpose of High resolution pictures.
March 26th, 2008 on 8:49 pm
Who cares if Ulala has a hip tattoo. This is Ulala with Richard Jaques in the photo.
You dont see that or any of us in a photo with Richard Jaques.
The gun does say SEGA, all the details are there!
WV: uatrfbh – Ulala said in russian and underwater.
March 26th, 2008 on 9:22 pm
Careful perusal of the high-res photo (for scientific purposes only) has revealed that RJ’s right hand is planted on Ulala’s hip/ass. I’m not jealous at all.
March 26th, 2008 on 11:37 pm
Are those heroin track marks on her right arm?
March 27th, 2008 on 12:11 am
No, there not heroin track marks, theres nothing there!
Also i know his hand isnt where suggested earlier.
I agree though, -10 for the tucked in T-shirt but +20 cause of whats on the T-shirt. It only works cause he’s wearing it.
WV: zyghj – ‘Insert Clever WV Comment Here’
March 27th, 2008 on 1:00 am
thanks to martin to send me the link to the interview of Rich’s
after reading that I realize that Rich’s is not another imaginary friend he es REAL. and also reading his answers make me think that everything that you write in here about Rich is REAL too.
As same as UK:R I got a profile in Myspace (just to show off to my nephew)but hardly any friend, however UK:R got 622 and the 1st on the list is Rich’s off course.
March 27th, 2008 on 9:40 am
heroin track marks? Its funny what old fat guys will say to get attention.
March 27th, 2008 on 10:29 am
this is either too obvious, or you’re all stupid, but just so you know i know, they’re outside the tate, i doubt they’re still there though.
March 27th, 2008 on 10:57 am
Some of their genetic material might still be there, though. I’ll get some cotton buds and pop down at lunch time.
March 27th, 2008 on 12:08 pm
tate modern mind. not britian. don’t make the same mistake i did when i tried to meet up with a lady off the internet (true story).