THINGS THAT BOTHER US ABOUT THE INTERNET #1
Stubborn, self-important forum signatures:
“I’m not changing this sig until Metal Gear Solid 4, Tekken 6 and Final Fantasy XIII are announced for the Xbox 360.”
It’s as if the author was hoping that Hideo Kojima himself would stumble across this thread on GameFAQs, realize that one lonely, anonymous nerd on the internet–amongst all the other lonely, anonymous nerds on the internet–wants MGS4 on his Xbox, and then immediately put in a call to the development studio to start work on a port. We’re not saying that MGS4 won’t ever come out on the Xbox 360 (we can assure you, it will) but if Konami is smart they’ll knock out the conversion by the end of the year.
And as for Tekken 6 and FF13… who cares?
filed in Uncategorized on Mar.16, 2008
March 16th, 2008 on 11:23 pm
Squenix already announced that FFXIII won’t go to the 360 because the 360 isn’t powerful enough to handle the game.
March 16th, 2008 on 11:51 pm
Heh. By the by, who are you?
March 17th, 2008 on 12:16 am
things that bother me about the internet #1 being caught having a wank under the table in a cyber café.
March 17th, 2008 on 12:29 am
Please, please stop.
March 17th, 2008 on 2:36 am
things that bother me about the internet #2 people having a wank under the table in a cyber café.
March 17th, 2008 on 3:03 am
FFXIII >>>> T6 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MGS4
March 17th, 2008 on 3:10 am
things that bother me about the internet #3 people watching me have a wank under the table in a cyber café.
March 17th, 2008 on 4:13 am
I’d prefer “I’m not changing my sig until Zorg sacks The Swill Man”
cmltlcdj – something about cameltoes
March 17th, 2008 on 8:47 am
You miss a week, you miss a lot. What in the name of buggeration has been going on here while I’ve been on holiday?
I want my UKr back.
March 17th, 2008 on 9:20 am
Where’s the funny?
March 17th, 2008 on 9:52 am
Swill Man is shit. He’s not funny, and he’s American. And we have still haven’t had an explaination, it’s getting a little bit like Sony and the European PSN.
March 17th, 2008 on 11:02 am
Talking as an internet cafe cleaner, some of these comments make me very angry.
Filthy pigs.
March 17th, 2008 on 12:27 pm
Things that bother us about the internet #24: Self-righteous little comments. They want you to know that your blog should be better. And you should know your not good enough. Or clever. Or very funny. You know what? Why don’t you just quit? I was there when it all started, and it’s all gone down hill since.
Just so you know.
March 17th, 2008 on 1:04 pm
Oh boy Tekken 6. The sweat engine is awesome. I can’t wait for it to come out on the DS.
March 18th, 2008 on 12:45 pm
I don’t see what’s so wrong. idiotic viewpoint, fair complaint, fair comment on shit games. isn’t that what uk:r usually does?
March 19th, 2008 on 3:31 am
because it sounds like some shit that penny arcade would write, shit you actually have to know or care about what they are talking about to understand it. uk:r is funny because it’s like, wtf, these guys are completely bonkers. swill just sounds like any other ranting internet nerd.
April 12th, 2008 on 5:29 am
HOLY SHIT UKR GOES TO NGG
Why don’t you say things?