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SEGA MEGA POWER batteries! Please alert all corners of the internet. We must have these. Dead or alive. Corroded or as-new. Cash waiting. As much cash as you want. Even sex. Any kind of sex. Our ear holes are your ear holes. Jizz on our feet. ANYTHING.
“These could have been the sole batteries to bring the energy life of the Game Gear in line with that of the Game Boy and thus win the handheld battle and change the history of SEGA.”
“Who knows, it could have led to complete domination and we’d be sat here playing Dreamcast 2 by now. Unfortunately, it appears as though they were made for SEGA by Sony, so I imagine they tended to explode and production was ceased. Shame. Cheers, Brynaldo.”
CASH WAITING
Seriously. Mail in if you have some and there’s a tenner in it for you.
UPDATE:
The Germans got them as well.
More host countries to source originals in!
filed in Uncategorized on Apr.03, 2008
April 3rd, 2008 on 2:34 pm
It’s April 3rd now.
April 3rd, 2008 on 3:49 pm
I had a pack of those, they came with my SEGA Multi-Mega! I’ve still got the Multi-Mega but I’m afraid the batteries are long gone.
April 3rd, 2008 on 4:06 pm
I had a set of those for my GameGear! I even kept them for years after they’d run out, but they got thrown out a few years ago when my good old dad was ‘tidying up’ my stuff after I’d moved out.
April 3rd, 2008 on 4:07 pm
then the Earth complaint because of the danos that to him the man produces sega removes to the market alkaline batteries from high nonpolluting power and releases duration because its internal dry electrolyte nonhas neither cadmium nor mercury. they appear in packages of six units indeed the same one I number of baterias that needs the portatil console this house
bablefish ehh
April 3rd, 2008 on 4:45 pm
Carriageman,
Is that a translation or did you find the little plastic bag i lost on the tube last week?
April 3rd, 2008 on 7:26 pm
BATTERIES EVERYWHERE!
Driving me insane!
Is that the idea? To slowly drive me insane?
April 3rd, 2008 on 8:43 pm
FUCKING LEGENDARY!!!!
This post should be on Idiot Toys too!
April 3rd, 2008 on 8:46 pm
I wished I’d checked out Idiot Toys before posting my previous comment.
April 3rd, 2008 on 9:27 pm
There’s a video clip I ripped from Bad Influence where Violet talks briefly about these batteries – and holds some! Try looking for the episode if you want, it’s on the internets somewhere.
April 3rd, 2008 on 10:31 pm
How many of these do you reckon you could fit under your foreskin?
April 3rd, 2008 on 11:13 pm
Nintendo batteries are chock full of cadmium and mercury.
I heard of a woman who masturbated with a wii-mote and actually turned into a giant mushroom.
April 4th, 2008 on 3:55 am
I am now puzzled as to who actually produced these things. You’d have to think that for the purposes of this website, you’d imagine they’re Duracell(i.e.) all the way…
But thinking realistically, I’m getting a whiff of Korea Elec Ltd here