HEY! YOU WANNA RUN REALLY FAST JUST LIKE SONIC DOES, HUH?!
Then you’ve gotta get yourself some Philippines candy cigarettes, dude! All the fastest animals in Mobius put away 60 a day!

“I smoke now… Thanks SEGA! OK, not really, not even SEGA could make me do that. Well, not Sonic, maybe Aika (From Skies of Arcadia) could. I found these bad boys in the Philippines, a country where it’s not cool to eat veggies, just meat and sweets – Rosskeld.”
filed in Uncategorized on Apr.15, 2008
April 15th, 2008 on 3:21 pm
Rosskeld not only sounds an awful lot like a particular music festival, but he also feels the need to point out that Aika is from SoA… for shame
April 15th, 2008 on 7:06 pm
If he feels he needs to point out that Aika was in SoA he doesn’t have a clue what kind of website this is.
I can’t even guess what they will put Sonic’s face on next…
April 15th, 2008 on 8:00 pm
In other Sonic news, he’s been
dumped.
April 15th, 2008 on 9:13 pm
What’s not to like?
Sonic. Good.
Candy. Good.
Cigarettes. Good.
Where can I get these? I think my nephews would love ’em.
April 16th, 2008 on 8:45 am
SURGEON GENERALS WARNING:
THESE CIGARETTES ARE 100% TASTY
April 16th, 2008 on 9:34 am
all this teaches our kids is that cigarettes are delicious and a foot long each. unless you just have really tiny hands.
-koval-
April 16th, 2008 on 11:43 am
@trilby
Nah don’t worry about it. She just has boyfriend to try to make Sonic jealous. It won’t work, he’s above such childish games.
April 16th, 2008 on 4:49 pm
Saw something simiar in Ireland.
It was a small, matchbox sized cardboard box with small white candy sticks inside. On the front was Sonic 3 are, the one with Sonic in a jungle, giving 3 fingers up and Tails and Robotnik in the background.
The type of candy was pretty popular at the time, now its gone.