Sony has now said that Gran Turismo Mobile won’t appear until 2009. That’s the game it sent out box art, disc art and fake screenshots for back in May of 2004, designed to lie to people about the capabilities and software catalogue of its PlayStation Portable.

And we’ve just noticed those are a woman’s hands.

Tick tick tick tick BOOM

With every passing day, this lie sets a new record for ‘Biggest Lie’. It is unlikely it will be beaten within our life times.

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It also wins Longest Running Lie, Biggest Joke, Most Desperate Statement and Most Ominous Portent of The Shape of Things to Come.

At least it will come in that shape of box

It is the Bob Beamon Mexico City 1968 of lies. This lie will stand triumphant for at least 30 years.

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“I don’t think we’ll be able to make the end of this year for the PSP version” – Kazunori Yamauchi, Polyphony Digital, April 2008.