It’s the exciting semi-regular new feature DREAMCAST LOGO IN REAL LIFE! Have you seen one? If so, take a photo and send it in. No one will think you’re weird, not even when you’re taking photos in the bathrooms section of B&Q.

“While being dragged around B&Q by the Girlfriend I came across a shower that made the trip worth while… well, almost worthwhile.”

“Behold the Dreamcast Shower! Wash Away that dirty Sony feeling!”

“The price was quite reasonable too, especially when you consider that while doing a Rocky Push-up in the shower you can be hypnotised by the magical swirl – Midgetcorrupter.”

Rocky Push-up? Is that what the kids call wanking nowadays? Or is it a type of sex?