It was the week that GTA IV came out, so there was a lot of pretending to be done. We pretended to be excited, pretended to buy it, pretended to like it and pretended we’d rather play it than get a few more Achievements out of Ikaruga instead. It is, pretty much, A WORLD OF LIES. Including:

  • This thing which is a slightly embellished account of trying to find a copy of GTA IV on launch day.
  • This thing which is a massively embellished account of trying to find a copy of GTA IV the day after launch.
  • This thing about The Pirate Bay getting in on GTA IV launch fever by encouraging everyone to steal it off the internet.
  • This thing about Radiohead which still doesn’t make much sense.
  • This thing about ridiculously fashionable youths standing in the vicinity of scooters, because you can’t not use pictures like this when they come along:

    • It's a scooter, not a motorcycle. And that's what looks like a woman

    It’s either carry on doing this or retrain and get a job as an IT support manager for a bank. Might as well stick with this.