We’re not just here to catalogue the banal SEGA and SEGA-like objects of yesteryear, you know. Here’s some other junk churned out for various elsewheres over the last seven or so days…

  • This thing which is a triumphant return to rabble-rousing. You’d think most of these people would have something better to do during the day.
  • This thing which is more of the same. If but one PlayStation3 owner forgets to login to “PSN” today and doesn’t impulse-buy a game because they were too busy “fire-fighting” on the internet, it will all have been worth it.
  • This thing which is a review of the Gears of War 2 trailer. Revel in our barely-concealed disgust of the tedious men-going-“HOLY SHIT” franchise.
  • This thing about Scarlett Johansson’s chest and new album.
  • This thing about our new internet boyfriend Aaron Greenberg being 100% AWESOME.
  • This thing about the Urban Tool Sportholster, because you can’t not use pictures like this when they come along:
  • Debate rages over whether she's having a poo or a baby

    Not bad considering the hot weather and all the distractions it brings. 7/10.