ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00023
We’re not just here to catalogue the banal SEGA and SEGA-like objects of yesteryear, you know. Here’s some other junk churned out for various elsewheres over the last seven or so days…
This thing which is a triumphant return to rabble-rousing. You’d think most of these people would have something better to do during the day. This thing which is more of the same. If but one PlayStation3 owner forgets to login to “PSN” today and doesn’t impulse-buy a game because they were too busy “fire-fighting” on the internet, it will all have been worth it. This thing which is a review of the Gears of War 2 trailer. Revel in our barely-concealed disgust of the tedious men-going-“HOLY SHIT” franchise. This thing about Scarlett Johansson’s chest and new album. This thing about our new internet boyfriend Aaron Greenberg being 100% AWESOME. This thing about the Urban Tool Sportholster, because you can’t not use pictures like this when they come along:
Not bad considering the hot weather and all the distractions it brings. 7/10.
filed in Uncategorized on May.16, 2008
May 16th, 2008 on 10:17 am
I read it as the Urban Tool Spitroaster, which actually suits the picture a little better.
May 18th, 2008 on 12:03 am
Her hair and such combined with the hot weather gave me the impression that she is a bit hot and sweaty, and that by standing in that pose is releasing a foul stench from her sweaty minge.
flrgh: the sound I make as said odour reaches my nostrils