A polite ripple of applause for reaching the quarter-century without serving any jail time or even getting demoted to the role of network comment-approver.

  • This thing about scientists messing about with monkey brains.
  • This thing which is part of an ongoing personal campaign to promote Ninja Gaiden II.
  • This thing in which I bagsie the press trip to report on the first manned European space flight in around 2018.
  • This thing about a boat that is not a death trap yet.
  • This thing about the Viteo Garden Shower, because you can’t not use pictures like this when they come along:
  • Would - spray fluid up her legs

    The last one saves it. A T&A rule-invoking 7/10.