"SEGA ARE PLANNING ON RE-RELEASING THE SATURN AND WERE PLANNING SOME SORT OF LAUNCH WITH FANTA BUT THEY HAVE ACCIDENTALLY LEAKED IT"
SEGA Saturn spotted on contemporary Fanta bottle! Clear sign of imminent return to hardware business for the once-dominant force in gaming! Fizzy pop tie-in cleverly designed to target youth demographic!
GLORY DAYS A-COMING A-BACK A-GAIN!
“No this isn’t some Fanta bottle I’ve been keeping since 1996 – this is a brand new Fanta bottle. What is on the side of it? ONLY THE BEST CONSOLE EVER CREATED WHICH HAS BEEN DEAD 10 YEARS! This can only mean… #1 SEGA is planning on re-releasing the Saturn and were planning some sort of launch with Fanta but they have accidentally leaked it….”
“#2 Fanta are giving away prizes which can only be appreciated by those loser kids who were in their late childhood/early teens during 1995 to 1998 and decided to get a Saturn and then stubbornly refused to admit that it was dying and convinced themselves forever that it was the greatest thing in existence and developed a life-long hatred for Sony Computer Entertainment….”
“#3 Fanta requested a nondescript ‘games console’ on the bottle and the art guy got lazy and thought he could copy some console that no one would remember – Louis”
IF YOU ARE THE DESIGNER OF THIS ARTWORK…
Please write in. Clearly whoever designed this is a Saturn fan, in their 30s, male, and loving the irony of getting the image of a Saturn in a modern mainstream media campaign. You no doubt thought the suits would reject the design and tell you to do something that looks more like a PlayStation, but they didn’t. You sneaked it through and can’t believe your luck. Well done. We salute you, anonymous Fanta campaign designer *PINS ENAMEL UKR BADGE TO CHEST OF DESIGNER*
filed in Uncategorized on May.19, 2008
May 19th, 2008 on 1:19 pm
Kinda looks like a rabbit to me.
May 19th, 2008 on 2:16 pm
“loser kids who were in their late childhood/early teens during 1995 to 1998 and decided to get a Saturn and then stubbornly refused to admit that it was dying and convinced themselves forever that it was the greatest thing in existence and developed a life-long hatred for Sony Computer Entertainment….”
That is so accurate it’s not funny. Well, maybe a little bit funny.
May 19th, 2008 on 4:07 pm
i’d guess they managed to sneak it in by colouring it white and turning it on its side so it looks a bit like a wii.
May 19th, 2008 on 4:23 pm
Haha. Epic win! This is hilarious.
May 20th, 2008 on 12:09 am
I want an enamel badge :(