BREAKING: MAN HAS DREAMCAST LOGO ON CURTAINS
Dreamcast 2 is all but confirmed thanks to a 1000% rise in logo appearances as part of SEGA’s clever and underground guerilla awareness-raising campaign. If ever a pair of curtains signalled a possible return to the hardware market…
“More things that kinda look like a dreamcast logo… my curtains. Not very exciting, but there you go. Lots of love, SolidGoldChimp.”
Not very exciting? NOT VERY EXCITING?! The appearance of the HOLY SIGN upon a pair of HUMBLE CURTAINS is surely a portent that the fabled RE-ENTRY TO THE HARDWARE MARKET is imminent! E3 2008 is only about six weeks away!!
filed in DREAMCAST LOGO IN REAL LIFE on Jun.05, 2008
June 5th, 2008 on 12:42 pm
Uh Oh Zorg; a comment about how CAPSLOCK gives someone SWILLMAN FLASHBACKS can only be moments away…
June 5th, 2008 on 1:15 pm
Sega would never endorse such an ineffective pair of curtains.
June 5th, 2008 on 1:45 pm
Curtains with a Face #1!
June 5th, 2008 on 2:42 pm
Don’t go chiding Zorg for the use of caps. It’s funny.
The problem with Swillman was the poor emulation of Zorgisms. I hope that doesn’t mean Zorg now has to stop doing the funny version.
This has got me thinking about a Zorgasm now. What the hell is a Zorgasm?
Eurgh.
June 5th, 2008 on 6:02 pm
We have a King size duvet cover plastered with Dreamcast logos. Even more convincing than the logos on those curtains.
June 5th, 2008 on 6:03 pm
Now I’m having a Swillman flashback combined with Zorgasms.
Swillman, you got mentally violate’d!
June 5th, 2008 on 6:58 pm
This is definately more interesting than the new Sonic Chronicles trailer that was released today…
June 6th, 2008 on 12:12 am
I don’t have curtains in my apartment…
But I would buy a set of these.
June 6th, 2008 on 3:26 am
Dreamcast curtains are all well and good, but how come we haven’t seen any coverage of the new Golden Axe game coming out (a la the whole silliness that revolved around Sega Superstars Tennis)?
G.A. is a Sega original. Sort it out, Zorg!
June 6th, 2008 on 8:16 pm
I just assumed modern 3D beat ’em up = inevitably shite.