You’d think we’d be unemployable by now after all this, but no.

This thing about Sainsbury’s breaking. There was a tense and long-winded discussion about apostrophe placement behind the scenes.

This thing about what Peaches Geldof probably did last night.

This thing about what does not constitute a fun activity.

This thing which is just an alternate take on this thing about that thing.

This thing about, funnily enough, PS3 being shite.

This thing about a Fujitsu mobile phone, because you can’t not use pictures like this when they come along:

It doesn’t matter. No one really cares.