SEGA made this :(

WACK-A-DOODLE-DOO :(

“Some friends (!) and I were at a run-down, dingy establishment in Boston, Massachusetts, by the name of Good Times Emporium. It was with some surprise that I discovered a rather expansive arcade amongst all of the whores and urine stains, and even more surprised to discover a beautiful AFTERBURNER: CLIMAX cabinet. But it was what I saw just around the corner of this cabinet that SHOCKED and SADDENED me – UNNAMED MAN.”

WACK-A-DOODLE-DOO :(

We can laugh, but it’s probably SEGA’s top-earner in South Korea.

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You can buy toys of it from petrol stations in China.

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It took over from Street Fighter II as the most common arcade machine across mainlaind Europe.

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At least you win “tickets” and not “respect.”

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The photo submitter didn’t say if the photos were blurry due to uncontrollable sobbing body movements or uncontrollable laughing body movements.

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At least SEGA is keeping its hardware-making facilities operational. One day, they might be put to better use on, say, making 100 million Dreamcast 2s.