DREAMCAST – CONSOLE OF CHOICE FOR HOLLYWOOD ACTION CINEMA LEGENDS!
All hail the film ‘Forbidden Kingdom’ as it contains a Dreamcast during its opening title sequence. Apparently it was due for release here on July 11 of 2008, stars Jet Li and Jackie ‘It’s a Man’s Name in Hong Kong’ Chan.
“A film with Jet Li and Jackie Chan is worth a download, but to see a Dreamcast in the opening credits?! It’s defiantly a trip to the big screen.”
“With the help of technology, as seen in Will Smith’s ‘Enemy of the State’, I have been able to zoom, rotate and enhance the image. Which clearly shows a north American style Dreamcast – Craig.”
ALSO SPOTTED BY “PHIL” WHO GOES INTO A BIT MORE DETAIL AND BRAVELY ATTEMPTS TO USE A SEMI-COLON
“On a recent trip to the USA, I watched a film called ‘The Forbidden Kingdom’ at the cinema. Despite featuring a lengthy fight between Jet Li and Jackie Chan, the highlight is just after the opening scene where we see the hero’s bedroom. If you look under the TV, you’ll notice he has a Dreamcast. Perhaps if this film was released in 1999 everybody would have Dreamcasts and there would be no war and suffering. And no PS3.
“Although the scene only lasts a few seconds, it’s very clear (unlike my bootleg screen grabs). You can probably still have a wank to it; just remember to sit at the back so nobody can hear your sobs of despair.”
filed in Uncategorized on Jul.15, 2008
July 15th, 2008 on 2:55 pm
I never use semicolons even when they’re appropriate, because people will think I’m a wanker.
July 15th, 2008 on 5:33 pm
Funny that Craig should refer to Enemy of the State, because that film has a PC Engine GT in it. And a Gene Packman.
Semicolons are cool btw.
July 15th, 2008 on 7:35 pm
Those images are photochopped; the shadows are all wrong.
July 15th, 2008 on 8:18 pm
What game is he playing?
July 15th, 2008 on 8:27 pm
Looks like he is playing “Reverse Wank Zwei”
July 15th, 2008 on 9:07 pm
It’s not photoshopped. I even downloaded it to check for myself:
http://www.bilalsheikh.co.uk/tfk1.png
http://www.bilalsheikh.co.uk/tfk2.png
July 15th, 2008 on 10:07 pm
He was watchin some kung-fu movie, not playing on it.
July 16th, 2008 on 9:48 am
Saw it last night, even aside from opening sequence Dreamcasts its really good.
Oh, and has Liu YiFei and Li Bingbing in it, who could both have been champion thing holders if only their lives hadn’t taken a foolish wrong turn into a career as wealthy filmstars…
Look at this nonchalant apple-chin-hold from bingbing: http://bp0.blogger.com/_PYpYC4f_ins/SAlawE2tNhI/AAAAAAAALJQ/YugVOoSDLBo/s1600-h/asian_girls_li+bing+bing5.jpg
…and this unusual dead-eyed-teddy-bear hold from Liu:
http://picasaweb.google.com/elaing.zhang/ChineseStar/photo#5151156630511297554
July 16th, 2008 on 10:45 am
This Bilal just give us his website address?! Sod UK:R, I’m off over there.
July 16th, 2008 on 10:46 am
This = did, obviously. Oh dear, now you’re going to think it’s no loss that Typo Boy is leaving :(
July 16th, 2008 on 10:59 am
Good news everybody!
GAME are still selling Dreamcast games….
“UK games retailer with a selection of games for all formats, including Playstation, Nintendo 64, Sega Dreamcast, Gameboy Color, and PC games.”
…..according to Google, anyway.
So not really then.
July 16th, 2008 on 11:00 am
http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=game+&btnG=Google+Search&meta=
July 16th, 2008 on 5:01 pm
“It’s defiantly a trip to the big screen”
Forever defiant in the face of Sony!!11