This is what we did between bouts of staring at the wall and staring at the ceiling.

This thing about Ryu Hyabusa toys. The only kind of toys it’s OK to still like when you’re as old as we are.

This thing about Miss World, because Miss Venezuela is much better for wanking over than a toy of a computer generated ninja.

This thing about THE MAN crushing the dreams of children and sneaky dads.

This thing about a wanking device.

This thing about plastic monstrosities for men who have given up hope of ever getting a woman to come inside their houses.

This thing about women standing in a line, because you can’t not use pictures like this when they come along:

Done in a hurry. Mostly OK. Probably won’t get disciplined about any of it. 6/10.