Another seven days, another what seems like 700,000 updates about borderline mediocre video games and gadgets we’re about as likely to buy as impress Gemma Atkinson with out witty small talk. INCLUDING:

  • This thing about an UNSPEAKABLY HORRID Star Wars-themed wedding. We pretended it looked cool at the time, because you can’t go slagging off people’s wedding photos so close to the big day.
  • This thing about putting Vista on a PS3 as something meaningful to do with both bloated pieces of shit.
  • This thing about another rubbish game we now find ourselves in the unfortunate position of having to pretend to like for at least the next 18 months.
  • This thing about IKEA launching a phone service. Its online helper isn’t very good at cybersex.
  • This thing about offensive Sony Ericsson product placement.
  • This thing about pork scratchings promotional photography, because you can’t not use pictures like this when they come along:
  • They're all nicknamed Mr Porky

    Not bad, considering the novelty wore off back in January. 6/10.