"MEET THE SEXY NEW LARA CROFT"
Finally. The in-house casting sessions at Eidos have finished, the sofa has been wiped down, and here she is. Alison Carroll – the new woman that’s going to be whored to oblivion in the name of this year’s Tomb Raider game.
Initial impressions: A meaty Posh Spice. Adequate. That lens flare effect is totally uncalled for. We are yet to be supplied with hi-res versions for skin texture analysis.
More information, including the tantalising and Nuts/Zoo reader-pleasing news that she’s “single and having fun” here.
Hit up Facebook, MySpace, Bebo and all the rest. Incriminating photos of her early years MUST be found.
filed in Uncategorized on Aug.11, 2008
August 11th, 2008 on 1:56 pm
looks like she already has carpet burns on he knee
August 11th, 2008 on 2:30 pm
You can see her BCG injection scar. You’d think they’d airbrush something like that out. Maybe they’re pretending it’s from a shark bite or something like I do with mine.
August 11th, 2008 on 3:02 pm
She’s nowhere near tall enough to play Lara Croft.
I happen to think she’s a bit of a dog too…
mfnypeoo: Smelly minge!
August 11th, 2008 on 3:18 pm
A chunky midget. All wrong.
August 11th, 2008 on 6:58 pm
Chunkymidget should definitely be a real word.
Trying to think of a comedy abbreviation/amalgamtion thing and fail.
August 11th, 2008 on 7:15 pm
Perhaps they’re hoping that the game is so good they don’t need an attractive Lara anymore. How wrong they are.
mfvwj: The noise she makes being single, having fun and gargling sun readers cum
August 11th, 2008 on 11:47 pm
just “discovered” these shots,
this must be some sort of mistake?
http://bunnywithfangs.com/2008/08/angelina-is-not-lara-croft-anymore/
August 12th, 2008 on 3:21 am
isn’t this all so more wrong than just posing naked. i mean bearing your half covered snatch at the world is a bit weird is it not?
August 12th, 2008 on 11:07 am
whoever thinks angelina jolie is hot, and thinks this chick isn’t needs their eyes checked and their dick chopped off
-koval-