All those commoners who came in here looking for Lara Croft porn need to know that’s not what we’re about. This is what we are in fact about.

“Noticed this the other day whilst MY GIRLFRIEND was watching Masterchef. An almost certain Dreamcast/BBC crossover, endorsed by a camp Australian and Harry Hill. To sum up, the Masterchef logo behind the two guys looks like what the Dreamcast logo does, I don’t watch Masterchef, and I most certainly was NOT cupping my balls whilst Andi Peters ‘finished’ his dessert. Yours manly, Andi_Peters_YUM!”