Forget Nintendo’s cock-drawing-transmitting Pictochat device, SEGA was facilitating experimental adolescent sex chat FIRST with its IR7000 Communicator. Quite an achievement, considering the technological limitations of the time period.

It has 14 amazing features, several of which are explained on the box. We’re betting one of the remaining ten is “Durable plastic casing.”

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From here. Even comes with “Original battery bundle.” Imagine that!

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