Wii APPEARS ON OUR RADAR FOR SEVERAL SECONDS
We usually have as much interest in buying a Wii as we do buying a swab of herpes virus off the internet and applying it liberally to the underside of our foreskins, then boiling up the swab to make a nice meaty soup.
However, things can change quite rapidly in the world of video game criticism.
We reserve the right to change viewpoints and opinions by 100% on any given day, when SEGA games are involved.
Today, for example, we may just decide to declare Wii the best thing ever.
Because of this.
Because of HER!
There is a full tracklisting for Wii Samba here. It is enough to have us popping down to Toys R Us at lunchtime to place a pre-order. At least we held out for nearly two full years before caving in to Nintendo’s scheme.
filed in Uncategorized on Aug.21, 2008
August 21st, 2008 on 1:34 pm
Not to rain on anyone’s parade or anything but Tubthumping is on the soundtrack.
Not even the lovely Ulala makes up for that pile of wank.
August 21st, 2008 on 3:03 pm
The first paragraph of this article is quite possibly the best paragraph of written word in the history of mankind.
August 21st, 2008 on 3:11 pm
First photo – Ulala bending over gets a double HARD at the bottom of the screen
Other photos – Ulala in various forward facing poses only gets a single NORMAL at the bottom of the screen
Such an accurate representation of my anatomical response to Ulala’s posterior I never thought I’d see…
August 21st, 2008 on 5:54 pm
Didn’t you already cave into Nintendo’s scheme when you declared Animal Crossing Game of 2006? Just a thought.
Samba De Amigo is about as “Blue Skies in games” as you can get. Worth buying a Wii for all on it’s own. Adding Ulala to the mix only sweetens the deal.
August 21st, 2008 on 9:34 pm
I might just have to wet my pants.
August 22nd, 2008 on 9:44 am
Buying a DS isn’t caving it. It still has a few games that reach certain quality thresholds. Just steer clear of the Ubisoft aisle.
August 24th, 2008 on 11:08 am
I suppose not, no. Sega has been putting quite a lot on the Wii recently though, what with Madworld and that new House of the Dead and everything. At least someone knows you can make more than just shit Wii Sports knock offs for the system, which is more than can be said for just about every other third party on the Wii.
August 25th, 2008 on 3:44 am
Nobody else noticed the incredibly long translucent dildo she’s holding in the second pic. Shame.