MARKUS & SONIC BEI DEN OLYMPISCHEN SPIELEN
High-up SEGA Germany employee immortalised via medium of cake. Photograph of cake immortalised via rushed and half-hearted update on UKR. At least four UKR readers immortalised by leaving comments stating update is not funny. World continues to turn.
“Here is a photo, I shot with my iPhone during GC. It shows a cake, that the folks from SEGA GERMANY made for their boss. It even has his face on it! (He is disguised as Mario). The cake looked awful, though. Like someone printed out the cover of the Mario and Sonic-Olympic-Game and stuck it on top of cold-pressed donkeyshit. Some foreign journalists garnished the cake with boogers and scrapings from the floor, while the booth-personnel were not looking. I also wanted to take a picture of that, but the aggressors threatened me with these huge TNA-Wrestling-Redneck-Merchandise-Foam-Pointy-Finger-things.”
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“Later when the SEGA-guys offered me a piece of that cake, I kindly refused the offer. Then someone offered me a cup of tea and I said ‘No thanks, that’s not my cup of tea!’ (Did you get the Joke? Hahaha! Although I love tea, I acted like I did not, so I got to do that hilarious joke!). Afterwards, I accidentally rubbed my elbow on one booth-babes large knockers, so it was a nice Games Convention after all! Your humble servant, Ahmet.”
filed in Uncategorized on Sep.03, 2008
September 3rd, 2008 on 12:54 pm
Ich will gar nicht erst wissen, was alles in dem Kuchen drin ist. Sieht aus wie Mandeln am Rand, aber das soll noch das am wenigsten besorgniserregende sein!
September 3rd, 2008 on 12:59 pm
Thats Mario post mid-life crisis. He’s come through OK I reckon.
Oh, and I state update is not funny. Immortalised.
September 3rd, 2008 on 1:27 pm
Das ist nicht komisch.
(Cue people telling me the above is not correct German.)
September 3rd, 2008 on 1:28 pm
Update is not funny. Especielly text not funny at all. Sonic should kill Mar(cus)io on picture
September 3rd, 2008 on 1:38 pm
Es gibt einige Deutsche in meinem Büro heute. Sie scheinen ziemlich nett. Ich warte, dass sie ihre anwendbaren Farben zeigen.
September 3rd, 2008 on 1:41 pm
Es gibt einige Deutsche in meinem Büro heute. Sie scheinen ziemlich nett. Ich warte, dass sie ihre anwendbaren Farben zeigen. Auch jedermann, das sagt, dass das Update nicht lustig war, um Unsterblichkeit zu gewinnen, ist offenbar ein twat.
September 3rd, 2008 on 1:54 pm
Don’t mention the war!
I assume that’s still funny anyway.
September 3rd, 2008 on 2:10 pm
The cake underneath the icing looks like a mixture of shingle and Special K…
I like that the person writing in took the time to mention they took the photograph using their iPhone, thereby letting us all know he has an iPhone and is therefore very cool. BTW I also have an iPhone. Worship me.
September 3rd, 2008 on 2:11 pm
SPRECHEN SIE ENGLISCHE
September 3rd, 2008 on 2:28 pm
ENGLISH, POR FAVOR
September 3rd, 2008 on 3:21 pm
This cake uncovers just how badly Sega have failed in recent years.
September 3rd, 2008 on 4:18 pm
Although, the people I know who have an iPhone all tell me the camera on it is shit.
September 3rd, 2008 on 5:14 pm
Ahmet! Gute Arbeit!
September 3rd, 2008 on 6:31 pm
Ahmet = cunt.
September 3rd, 2008 on 9:01 pm
There is a Sega Germany? Surely all of Sega’s operations could now be handled by a single Japanese man in his shed (in Japan).
September 3rd, 2008 on 11:26 pm
I think it’s a rather decent Photoshopping attempt, especially for a cake.
That cup of tea joke is comedy gold. I’m definitely going to try it out one day, although I’ll probably drink the tea afterwards, so I’m not as cool as you, Ahmet :(
Also, sort out the eleictricy porablem while you’re down there.
And bonus points for knocking that knocker.
September 4th, 2008 on 12:13 am
terrible post saved by the use of the word ‘knocker’, which is obviously hilariously funny
September 4th, 2008 on 8:58 am
Ahmet = coole Sau
Not my cup of tea!
/LC, pcaction.de
September 9th, 2008 on 10:28 am
Meow.