A LIST OF SALES FIGURES, IN ORDER
Cocks out, everyone! PS3’s the anus of another chart. Sony’s ten year plan to become the new AMSTRAD is going swimmingly.
JAPANESE HARDWARE SALES, WEEK ENDING OCTOBER 5
DS: 42,385
PSP: 26,045
Wii: 25,330
PS2: 8,618
360: 8,271
PS3: 7,232
PS3 is getting hammered, into the ground, balls first. As ever, we must state that we do not care who wins. It is all about Sony losing, as justice for all its past LIES and SINS.
filed in WAR ON PS3 on Oct.10, 2008
October 10th, 2008 on 3:49 pm
Justice for the Saturn! Justice for the Dreamcast!
October 10th, 2008 on 3:50 pm
haha it’s ridiculous that the PS2 sells even more than the PS3.
If only Sega still made Dreamcasts then PS3 would be even another place lower in the charts.
anatak who can’t be bothered to login
October 10th, 2008 on 4:26 pm
Where's the Dreamcast 2 on that list? :<
October 10th, 2008 on 4:40 pm
This is hilarious,poor sony.What goes around comes around.Ps3 fanboys are currently going borderline insane.tekken forums have never been funnier.
Rob
October 10th, 2008 on 4:58 pm
I think these sales numbers are a very huge success for Sony.
Or can you name one other company that offers a product that outsells its successor almost every week even if that successor is close to two years on the Japanese market now?
I can’t.
October 10th, 2008 on 6:06 pm
Apple?
October 10th, 2008 on 7:21 pm
It’s a JUSTICE, yeah ^_^
October 10th, 2008 on 7:36 pm
PSP outselling the Wii? That hurts.
October 10th, 2008 on 8:27 pm
PSP is doing well enough, that’ll keep them afloat.
Fuck, the funniest thing about this list is the 360 is being beaten by PS2 still. I know it’s Japan, but come ON.
October 10th, 2008 on 8:37 pm
Problem with the PS2 ist that some series are really not that reliable. It’s no 360 but still…
So I wonder how many of those PS2s being sold today are replacements and how many are actually being bought by new buyers.
October 10th, 2008 on 8:44 pm
No, the funniest thing about this list is ps3 being last. You can’t beat that.
October 11th, 2008 on 11:06 am
I’m so happy…….
October 11th, 2008 on 11:13 am
Best mathematical porn since Carol Vorderman.
October 11th, 2008 on 3:33 pm
Poor PS3 gamers. They don’t even have achievements! What motivation do you have to play without gamerscore?
October 11th, 2008 on 3:54 pm
I keep returning to this page.
Ha Ha Sony, well done. How can you top this one? you could make each PS4 out of a solid block of Irridium, invent a new processor that is so advanced it can only be etched onto a white alba truffle, and ensure each unit gets dusted with Dodo feathers before it leaves the production line, that’s the best way to ensure you have the most expensive/ unique/ advanced/ pile of crap of the market. All that phenomenal power will be put to good use running LittleBigPlanet 2, and Ape Escape 16.
…and why don’t you can the PS2? you might get a dozen extra confused customers to pony up for a PS3 that way.
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The Saturn Will Rise Again !!
October 11th, 2008 on 10:29 pm
The best thing Nintendo and Microsoft did to get their NextGens well sold on the market was stopping to produce the old ones.
Sony did not… and so they will keep producing that nearly 10 year old PS2. And people will still buy that because it’s cheap and has a lot of games out (and there are still new ones on sale every month)and it’s the only thing they have to make some profits.
Not so on the PS3. Most expensive piece of crap to get, the blue ray thing does not attract people because you can have a BR drive for your PC at low costs… no games to play, not only because of the lack of downward compability….
SONY , you bigmouth… you better stfu because you lost the race.
October 12th, 2008 on 11:41 am
LittleBigPlanet is fucking awesome though.
October 12th, 2008 on 8:31 pm
awesome like herpes
October 12th, 2008 on 11:15 pm
I had to sigh/laugh/wet my pants that the head of Polyphony, Mr. Bullshit-san said they weren’t even looking to finish GT5 so it could be out in 2010 or so.
Fuck me Sony, you just don’t want my money, do you. Hopefully by the time it’s out, they’ll be giving out PS3s with the Mail on Sunday.
October 13th, 2008 on 12:15 am
LittleBigLevelEditor is not going to sell consoles.
October 13th, 2008 on 12:50 am
Sega/Nintendo/Microsoft – for gamers.
Sony – Metrosexual twats/casual gamer twats.
…fuck off Sony with your Beckham-loving, Hoxton-fin sporting gayboys, putting Playstations in nightclubs and generally selling out on the games industry and all it had accomplished to win ‘cool’ points and media-loving. Reaping the rewards now eh? EH?
October 14th, 2008 on 4:11 pm
I don’t want it to sell consoles. I just want to play it, because it’s so awesome.
October 14th, 2008 on 5:16 pm
No, you believe Sony’s hype, and therefore now are brainwashed into thinking a level editor featuring the ITV Digital monkey (another massive failure) will a good game make.
October 15th, 2008 on 1:49 am
Bottom line, I needed a next gen console, and I didn’t trust 360 to not break. So guess what I did.
October 15th, 2008 on 11:02 am
Spent too much money on a console with no decent games and now feel like a cunt?
October 15th, 2008 on 2:03 pm
On this occasion Sony’s hype is entirely justified. Having played the beta (and recreated the Central Cavern), I can categorically state that a level editor featuring the ITV Digital monkey does a truly awesome game make.