It’s the cold weather’s fault. Makes it hard to write words in interesting or funny combinations.

  • This thing in which we pretend to react in pretend horror to The Sun doing stuff like this.
  • This thing about Planes, Trains and Automobiles.
  • This thing about Master Chief-costumed bank robberies.
  • This thing about the latest thing scientists have managed to do to mouse brains.
  • This thing about the MemoryCleanse(TM) Retrospective Discreet Firewall , because you can’t not use pictures like this when they come along:
  • While you were sleeping (I tried on your tights and had a wank)

    At this rate of decline we’re unlikely to remain under contract past Week 50. 3/10.