MUTUAL MASTURBATION FRIDAY, AKA PS3 STILL BOTTOM IN JAPAN
We suggest a simultaneous ejaculation at 3.15pm, which leaves enough time for lunch to settle down so no one feels nauseous after. Everyone in?
JAPANESE HARDWARE SALES, WEEK ENDING OCTOBER 12
DS: 31,914
PSP: 23,901
Wii: 22,877
360: 7,763
PS2: 6,982
PS3: 5,734
ANALYSIS
At this rate, Sony’s only revenue stream from gaming in 2011 will be the several thousand pounds it generates annually through selling replacement PS2 DVD drive lenses. Today’s news agenda set, as always, by NeoGAF.
filed in WAR ON PS3 on Oct.16, 2008
October 17th, 2008 on 10:26 am
3.15? Is it OK if it’s my second of the day?
October 17th, 2008 on 12:01 pm
I’m not entirely sure I want to hear the combined groan of men the country over :(
October 17th, 2008 on 12:08 pm
I always feel nauseous after, especially when I get back from washing my hands and see what tabs I had open.
October 17th, 2008 on 12:25 pm
Ah yes, wank tab remorse, I know it well.
This news is so exciting I hope I can resist celebrating it prematurely.
October 17th, 2008 on 12:34 pm
Jesus look at the Wii going though… I find it hard to be pleased about any figures that show the Fisherprice console selling like that.
The only commercially functional future for gaming now is waving yourself about like a spacca :(
I’m up for the mass wank though on general principles.
October 17th, 2008 on 1:26 pm
Close the tabs BEFORE going to clean up. Amateurs.
October 17th, 2008 on 1:46 pm
Another top tip. If you pinch the end at the right moment, you can close the tabs at your leisure with your free hand. Then retire to the toilet, making the minimum of mess.
October 17th, 2008 on 2:44 pm
Would that not cause the possibility of some sort of sperm backup and possible penis explosion if performed incorrectly?
October 17th, 2008 on 2:56 pm
Pity for the wank session the PSP is still generating sizable amounts of cash…
October 17th, 2008 on 3:35 pm
Well I’m back after cleaning up, it was good for me, how about you?
October 17th, 2008 on 4:35 pm
People buy PSPs to play pirated games and watch pirated films. When did you last see a PSP game in the charts?
October 17th, 2008 on 6:52 pm
Oh yes! Happy days! :D
Shame for Sony that they haven’t cottoned on to the fact that the reason that the PS1, PS2 and PSP were so popular was down to piracy and the cost of BluGay is too high for your casual pirate to be arsed with.
Still that’s good news for the rest of us who own other consoles! ;)
October 17th, 2008 on 6:53 pm
Oh yes! Happy days! :D
Shame for Sony that they haven’t cottoned on to the fact that the reason that the PS1, PS2 and PSP were so popular was down to piracy and the cost of BluGay is too high for your casual pirate to be arsed with.
Still that’s good news for the rest of us who own other consoles! ;)
October 18th, 2008 on 12:28 am
It’s like sony sucking your balls, week after week. Just keep on sucking, sony…
October 18th, 2008 on 1:56 am
If it wasnt for blind fanboys the ps3 would be dead by now.
October 18th, 2008 on 7:13 pm
Better get the tissues and get geared up for round 2. It looks like Little Big Planet has been pulled due to quotes from the Qur’an. Go Muslim Extremists, you might want to kill “The Infidels” well thats fine by me as long as it Sony. Anyway pants down and get ready for another session.
http://www.extremetech.com/article2/0,2845,2332730,00.asp?kc=ETRSS02129TX1K0000532
Theres gonna be some upset Sony fanboys after hearing this news Ha fuckin Ha.
Plus its gonna cost Sony fuckin MILLIONS to press new discs.
Double Whammy.