1. 
   Anonymous said:
   October 24th, 2008 on 1:14 pm

   israeli mil-equip is not poorly maintained

2. 
   Ren said:
   October 24th, 2008 on 1:32 pm

   Yes it is. The bullets have an unfortunate tendancy to end up in Palestinian civilians and foreign journos.

   Btw, where are the alt tags Zorg?

3. 
   Multiverse said:
   October 24th, 2008 on 2:35 pm

   When he said “poorly-maintained military equipment” he wasn’t referring to his gun.

4. 
   Anonymous said:
   October 24th, 2008 on 5:48 pm

   Hmm, am I the only one thinking that Jerusalem wouldn’t be my first choice of holiday destination???

   Having said that, if there’s Sonic branded savoury snacks involved..

5. 
   bilal said:
   October 24th, 2008 on 6:02 pm

   I can indeed confirm that it used to contain crisps.

   And not just any crisps – “delicious crisps”, according to the wording.

   That’s right. Also, the company appears to be called Karnoush (or maybe something like Kranoush but I doubt that). Googling Karnoush got me nowhere, though.

   Beat that, Mr. Anonymous Chinese Guy/Arabic Teacher

6. 
   bilal said:
   October 24th, 2008 on 6:04 pm

   Also, the word verification I just got for that comment was ‘sperm’.

   I’m not even joking. I printscreened it and everything:

   http://www.bilalsheikh.co.uk/ukresistance/wordverification.PNG

7. 
   Cmdr_Zorg said:
   October 24th, 2008 on 10:31 pm

   Bilal, I hereby appoint you UKR’s official minority group spokesman for issues English people dont understand AND word verification king.

8. 
   Anonymous said:
   October 24th, 2008 on 11:32 pm

   bilal you rock mate!

9. 
   bilal said:
   October 25th, 2008 on 12:42 am

   Cheers, boys.

   For political correctness, you may also want to appoint someone as the official UKR English spokesman for issues ethnic minority people don’t understand, for there are many.

   For example, what is this wanking of which you people speak?

   (p.s. to that Anonymous from before, if you’re reading this, the arabic teacher thing was a joke. I don’t hold grudges. At least, I don’t like carrying them over from other blog posts)

10. 
    Tankengine Tom. said:
    October 25th, 2008 on 9:03 pm

    Wanking is like love-making, but with tears and the faint odor of damp mould.

11. 
    bilal said:
    October 26th, 2008 on 10:33 pm

    Oh THAT. Yeah, you’ll all burn in Hell for that one.

    Unless it’s an anti-Sony wank, in which case you get a castle in Heaven for each stroke.

12. 
    frankie_fury said:
    October 27th, 2008 on 2:32 am

    I wonder if Palestinian savoury snacks feature Mario on them.

13. 
    bilal said:
    October 27th, 2008 on 1:42 pm

    Or worse, Shadow the Hedgehog :(

14. 
    Anonymous said:
    October 28th, 2008 on 12:31 am

    WOULD (both the packet and the soldier)

15. 
    Bilal is a Coconut said:
    October 28th, 2008 on 3:11 pm

    frankie_fury, it likely is a Palestinian snack as it is in Arabic, probably from the Arab quarter of Jerusalem, and Israeli shops would hardly like to be carrying snacks with Arabic on them.

    So bilal, you think reading a bloody crisp packet makes you somehow qualified on Arabic? A Polish immigrant could understand ‘delicious’ on a bloody packet of Walkers – deflate yourself, mate.

    Really, someone who had truly ‘been learning Arabic for years’ would hardly showboat the translation of writing on a crisp packet. nor does it have sod all to do with how you are so Uncle Tom’d out that you chose to use the ridiculous byword of ‘infidel’ coined and patented by the White Man to kill your people and now incredulously forcing it inthe collective Muslim tongue.

    But of course, your response was to assume I am American and insult me on that basis accordingly. How like the lovely white chaps here you crave to be.

    Also, if you’re going to make insults, let them stick. Coming back and feeling goody-woody after gushing over Cutlack’s praise and deciding to retract your imbecilic comment is pathetic and effeminate. Not even effeminate, really. Just pathetic.

    And gushing over Cutlack wasn’t just a snide aside. It’s patently fact. Over here and at IdiotToys, yiu are clearly refreshing the page every few minutes to see if ZORg has granted you his benevolent response with a gushingly pathetic ‘Yessir!’-tastic response. Sad.

16. 
    bilal said:
    October 28th, 2008 on 7:13 pm

    More like every few seconds! I also have what I believe to be Gary’s (yeah, we’re on first-name terms, me and Gaz, beat that) handwriting on a bubble envelope which I’ve kept in the hope that it’ll be worth something of monetary value.

    That bubble envelope contained UKR T-shirts that I like to believe Gary tried on at least once to ensure they were of adequate quality, and as such have never to this day washed or even ironed them, as maybe some of these coveted ‘white particles’ would penetrate my person and bring me one step closer to my dream.

    But you’re not helping your cause by repeated use of ‘Uncle Tom’, so as far as I’m concerned you ARE American, as is everyone else on this internet as far as I’m concerned, unless they use words like twat and wanker every other sentence. That’s my filtering technique, anyway. Sorry, but ‘bloody’ and ‘mate’ are a bit more universal nowadays, and have even spread as far as Australia, it seems.

    And I cannot stand to hear negativities thrown in the direction of the White population – they’re my benefactors! I wouldn’t be here if it weren’t for them. They gave my granddad opportunities when he arrived many years ago, as they are for me this very day. As I look around my room, I can attribute so much to the White Man (bar the consoles, of course).

    But it’s good to see you like breaking your long-arsed posts into paragraphs. But who on Earth taught us to do this? Why, the White Man! Talk about biting the hand that feeds you(on a crips post, no less)!

    After careful analysis, I think the whole reason you’re wanking yourself dry over this is because you cannot come to terms with a Muslim using such a politically-charged word as ‘infidel’ in a non-serious way. It wasn’t enough that you then joined the me-too brigade and slapped ‘chink’ in there to add some credibility to your lame rant that, unfortunately for you, just reads like the increasingly numerous ‘leave Sony alone’ comments on here.

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17. 
    maxp said:
    October 28th, 2008 on 8:14 pm

    good comeback bilal, and mr coconut why havent you learnt that arguing on the internet is a complete fucking waste of my time

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