Included in today’s SENSATIONAL Lie Watch:

  • Jack Tretton says PS3 sales are “100% up” year on year! (even though last year it sold 9.5m PS3s and this year it plans to sell 10m. 10m is not 100% more than 9.5m, you imbecile)
  • Jack Tretton says Sony will struggle to meet demand for PS3! (great excuse for not selling many of a thing).
  • Jack Tretton says lots of other things that aren’t particularly true when taken in context of what Sony has said before and figures that are publicly available.
  • The full lie-laden article with cunty-chops is here. It is being saved for aggressive future use, as is Jack Tretton’s sphincter, when he gets made redundant as Sony’s gaming division closes in 2010.