WE HAVE A NEW MASCOT
He’s called Sackboy. He’s been user-generated. He is about to become all the rage among the mainstream. Even The Times is going to write something positive about this.
He was found by a man called “RetroBob” who found it while definitely not looking for furry pornography/cosplay.
filed in Uncategorized on Oct.22, 2008
October 22nd, 2008 on 1:19 pm
He’s #1 in the UK
October 22nd, 2008 on 2:13 pm
Number 1 what?
October 22nd, 2008 on 2:14 pm
wou… no, not really.
October 22nd, 2008 on 2:47 pm
You can just about make out his real, lifeless serial killer eyes through the mask.
“C’mere boys and girls, Sonic’s got a treat for ya… I SAID COME HERE YOU LITTLE BASATRD”
Raped to death by Sonic the Hedgehog. How ironic.
October 22nd, 2008 on 3:10 pm
Another “classic” update.
*yawn*
October 22nd, 2008 on 9:11 pm
I think he meant Sonic was voted the favourite game character in Britain
October 22nd, 2008 on 10:44 pm
I bet he feels sexy inside.
October 22nd, 2008 on 10:51 pm
It’s a blue crash bandicoot costume it is!
October 22nd, 2008 on 10:55 pm
AT: I think you missed the ‘TW’ at the beginning of your blog name…
October 23rd, 2008 on 12:08 am
Why has there not been something on this site about Sonic Chronicles yet? It’s like KOTOR for people who wank over Sonic fan fictions, and it’s handheld so you can take it in the toilet for wanking.
Plus it’s got a Megadrive in it!
October 23rd, 2008 on 12:15 am
Anonymous? How original.
October 23rd, 2008 on 11:18 am
TW? Don’t mention it…
October 23rd, 2008 on 3:58 pm
I fucking found that picture and put it on the Consolevania forums. No thanks for me. >:(